#mayua corleonesi

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At least don’t start unless you intend to finish?  Kekekekeke.

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The time has come for Hattie to enter the realm of the forty year olds. Summer in Sulani and all the pregnancies have finally caught up with her figure. 

The party is in full swing. The usual suspects arrive...

Still single Froot keeps giving Tony longing looks. She believes they have a special bond after the bathtub cleaning, but Tony has eyes for the fridge only.

Terry is giving a talking to teen Cassidy who tried to sneak out with Hakor. It’s not easy for him not being his daughter’s hero and role model anymore.

Their exchange is interupted when they notice Froot and Tony all alone at the kitchen table.

Froot: “What are you looking at, Terry? Mind your own business and keep parenting.”

A game of cards ensued later in the afternoon. I wish I could see how the game would go in real life.

I think Terry was concerned. Those three are evil sims he’s playing with. Anything can happen.

Terry: “No cheating, Corleonesi, you hear me?”

Tony: “Why do you think I need to cheat?”

Terry: “Because you’re a damn cheating cheater who can’t help himself.”

Hattie’s having fun on the water slide. Arthuro is shook by his wife’s conduct. Midlife crisis? He thinks.

Happy simming. 😏

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I swear there are townies running around, May and Tony didn’t actually murder everyone on the beach O..O

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Tony: “I’m just sayin’, there’s no way that size of wound was caused by that caliber of rifle.”

Mayua: “I do not think these television doctors care about such things, Antonio.”

Tony: “Well it’s a damn good thing the boys are finally asleep.”

Mayua: “So that they are not watching these wrong informations on bullet holes?”

Tony: “Exactly.”

Welcome to the crossover Mattéo and Tomàs Corleonesi!  Yes, that is correct; Mayua popped out twin boys (bless her heart). I’m sure Tony will make certain they are not deceived by the artistic liberties of television on the size of entry and exit wounds made by firearms >.>

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Accidentally on Purpose

In which Tony makes an ‘error’...

Tony: *casually strolls in*

Mayua: “What is this thing?”

Tony: “A kitten. Obviously.”

Mayua: “Ah, yes--of course. I see. Well done, Antonio.”

Machete: *does not want to fail*

Don’t worry, Machete; May knows you’re not a kitten, she has no expectations of you growing into a cat :D

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The Hunters on Honeymoon

In which Tony makes the best of a something silly...

Mayua: "My husband is being strangely agreeable about attempting this juvenile activity."

Tony: "A man takes his pleasures where he can find them, little psycho."

Mayua: "It is because you are being allowed to shove me, yes?" Tony: *cackle*  

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Growing Like Weeds

In which we enjoy our favourite pastime; birthdays!

But not Giulia’s birthday, unfortunately.

Giulia: *angry*

Practicing daddy’s best glare to use on terrorizing her future enemies.

First up, the elder by mere moments, Mattéo Corleonesi rolls up the Slob trait, and appears to heavily favour his father in looks.

Well done, Matty!

Next, Tomàs Corleonesi rolls up the Insider trait, and follows suit by also heavily favouring his father in looks.

Looking good, Tommy!

With three active kids, life in the Corleonesi household is busier than ever before, and both parents work overtime to keep everyone in line.

Mattéo: “I don’t think that’s how the Cold War ended, mom...”

Mayua: “Yes.  The final battle, everyone stabbed.  It is so.”

Mayua is particularly helpful with schoolwork.

Tony does most of the heavy lifting with his little princess; she demands a lot of attention for such a small thing.

Mayua: “Where should we put the explosives?”

Mattéo: “It’s a diorama of a Quaker village mom; there’s no explosives.

Tony: “Yeah, punch it like it has a secret.”

Tomàs: “Like this?”

Tony: “Harder!  Yeah, good, son!”

Tony: “And then, the S.W.A.T. team extricated the hostages and called in the bomb squad...”

See? Great parents! These kids will turn out well! :D

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A Picture Dump

All sorts of bits and pieces left over in my Tony and Mayua file...

Tony: “Enjoy the random nonsense, like I enjoyed this snowball to the head.”

Tony: “I can see why she likes these.”

Mayua making snow devils

Tony: “I love snow!”

He loves it so much, he’s building Snowpals with Terry.

Tony: “So magical!”

Terrorizing a random townie that I probably deleted.

A nice little honeymoon moment.

She’s still trying to convince him that the tartan shorts are excellent.

Tony celebrates his evilness.

Double stuffed cheeks.

Mayua: *likes Tony’s noodles*

Fairly newly pregnant with the twins, Mayua decides to instigate a snowball fight.

Tony: “Hey!”

Mayua: “Defend yourself.”

Sorry, Tony; there’s no room for weakness, you’re going to have to throw them back. (He did.)

Apparently, I like taking pictures of their legs?

At one point, we built up quite the Snowpal collection in the yard.

After the twins were born, this was a very common sight, lol.

I know, I know, those babies are so much work!

That didn’t stop them from deciding to have more, though; Mayua is evil cackling over her fruit salad while pregnant with Giulia.

Tony was responsible for housebreaking Machete.

Tony: “I hope you enjoyed that.”

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A Different Kind of Leaking

In which Mayua feels things she’s never felt before, and Tony panics...

Tony: “What the hell--?”

He’d had seen Mayua in lots of different moods, most of them murder adjacent, occasionally calm and stalkery, but always cheerfully bloodthirsty.

But this?  What the crap was this?!  Was she...

  Tony: “Are you--crying?!”

Mayua: “Ahaha! Yes, my face, it leaks!”

Tony: “I can see that, little psycho--but why?”

Mayua: “It is all these things on the television, you see! They are all making me quite leaky; there does not seem to be a way to stop them.”

What the hell was a man supposed to do with that?

Tony perched himself down cautiously next to his blubbering wife, glancing back to the office door where a mountain of paperwork awaited him.

Mayua: “This doctor show is a good one! It is making me very extra leaky today.”

Tony: “I don’t like it.  How do you make it stop?”

Paperwork was no thrill, it’s not like he was Mitchell, after all; but this? Well, this was way outside his comfort zone, and he found himself with a strange longing for the paperwork.

Mayua: “Also there are advertisements, many with feline offspring who are having large eyes and are in need of caregivers.”

Tony: “You mean, like...kittens?”

Mayua: “Kittens--yes! Small and soft and curious, and very efficient at killing.”

Tony: *heavy sigh*

Mayua: “You will procure one, Antonio, and bring it to me.”

Tony: “Ahhhhm--”

Tony: “Cats are a pain in the ass, May. They scratch all your shit--”

Mayua: “Your wife is pregnant and leaking and desires this thing; you will fetch one immediately.”

Tony: “Sure, sure, but it’s a bit late now, I don’t even think anything is open--”

Mayua: “Then you will sit and watch this doctor program with me while I leak?”

Tony: “Yeah, sure, I can do that--”

...TWO EPISODES LATER...

Tony: “This is some bullshit. What does Meredith even see in this McBeamy guy.”

Mayua: “It is McDreamy, Antonio...but I do not know; I would have slit his throat quite some time ago.”

Tony: “Damn rights you would’ve.”

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The Hunters HEA

Brindleton Bay, several weeks after the honeymoon...

Mayua: “I am having news for you, Antonio.”

Tony: “Not right now, little psycho.”

Mayua: “When I am telling you this news, you will be very pleased, naturally.”

Tony:  “I’ve gotta finish this surveillance report.”

Mayua: “Perhaps you shall be also excited; this is the acceptable reaction as well.”

Tony: “Give me like, half an hour, and I’ll see if I can muster some excitement for you...”

Mayua: “There is to be a bebê, you see!”

Tony: “...there’s a what now?”

Mayua: “In some months you will be a papai!”

Mayua: “This is very pleasing and exciting, you are thinking I am sure.”

Yeah, that’s an excited face if I ever saw one!

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Oh come on, Tony, you’re not actually that mad about it...

That’s all for today! Probably...one more segment to go and the honeymoon is over, woooot!

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The Hunters on Honeymoon

In which Mayua laments the tidy room...

Mayua: "Perhaps it is less exciting in this room, now that the people have come to clean up all the leaking..." Tony: "...What?"

Mayua: "Such a hurry to remove the dead men!  And now it is so dull in this room, yes?." Tony: "God you're creepy." Mayua: "I am thinking this is not a problem for you, Antonio."

Tony: “Not especially...”

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Shall we

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Well, apparently May and Tony did...

Because here comes trouble once more.

And I don’t mean Hakor Stiles and his flamboyant walk-by.

Nor do I mean Terry Mitchell and his oh so innocent jogs past the house.

And trouble it is!

Mayua: “This one is of excellent quality, you are thinking, I am sure.”

Welcome to the crossover, Beretta Corleonesi (I’m not every sorry).

Hot on her heels (because we used fertility treatments and various other nefarious but perfectly legal ways of increasing our odds for multiples), is her very distressed twin brother.

Welcome to the crossover Luca Corleonesi!

This boy’s chin is giving me some strong Mayua vibes.

Tony is definitely the ‘nicer’ of the two parents, he’s never rolled up a whim to be mean to any of his kids.

This one, on the other hand, has to be monitored or she does crap like this.

Mayua: “There is no cause for leaking, this is not an object you use.”

Mattéo: *wails anyhow*

The walk-bys continue.  Eerily, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen this cat smile before.

Oberon: *enjoys walking while armed*

Tony: “Huh.  Why don’t I remember posing for these?”

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Fake It ‘Til You Make It

In which Pili gets something off his chest...

Terry: “Good job, Matty!”

Diana: “Godparents? Oh, May! That’s such an honour!”

Mayua: “Ahaha, yes! Your husband will be very pleased, you are thinking, I am sure.”

Diana: “Oh, yes, Terry will be thrilled! It’s so sweet of you to think of us, did Tony want to break the news to Terry himself?”

Mayua: “No; it is best not to be saying this to Antonio.”

Diana: “Oh? But--”

Mayua: “It is a very fun surprise for him also. Ehehe.”

Pili: “Gotta say, Corleonesi, I’m a bit surprised.”

Tony: “About what?”

Pili: “Your dedication to your cover, I mean, the marriage was one thing...but kids?!  That’s...awfully permanent.”

Tony: “It is.”

Pili: “I dunno, I mean, you’re a big boy and everything, but somehow I feel like I might owe you an apology for how this turned out, since it was my idea.”

Tony: “Nah. Don’t worry about it.”

You know what, Pili? I don’t think Tony’s that mad about how it turned out...

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Such a pity!  Like these tiny clumps...here’s another!

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And Yet Another Birthday

Because we really love birthdays up in here...

Giulia is ecstatic that it’s finally time to celebrate her birthday! 

Tony: “I’m not ready.”

Deep breaths, man, you can always make another one. Notice the cat condo behind him?  Yeah, they don’t actually have a cat, but it doesn’t stop him from constantly rolling up wishes for cat-related furniture. Maybe it’s latent guilt over tricking May with a puppy? Kekekeke.

Tony: “One last whiff of baby princess.”

Don’t be jealous, Tomàs, Tony likes you!  He just, you know, really really like Giulia.

Tomàs: “I’ll just finish cleaning the kitchen, then.”

Don’t let that face fool you, he gets plenty of attention!

This face, however, isn’t even trying to fool anyone.

Giulia: “Kekekekekeek!”

That one has the true soul of her mother.

Enough stalling, let’s do this! Tony baked her a coconut cake just for the occasion.

And ta da!  As suspected, she is basically a Mini-Mayua with Tony’s eyes.

Also she rolled evil.  Twice.  Because I forgot I rolled for her when I aged up her brothers and did it again, and then realized she rolled evil twice. O..O There can be no question of her ebilness.

Autonomous insults immediately become her thing.  Look at him.  Is that irritation or pride?  Probably both.

Doesn’t stop her from waking him up in the middle of the night to spray monsters though, does it? :D

Any excuse to kill something, right Tony?

Tony: *spritz spritz spritz*